‘A’d Joke!

A mother had three virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Since mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: ‘Nescafe’!Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: ‘Good till the last drop’.Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans".Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: ‘Extra Long. King Size’.She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways”.Mom took out a latest magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for South African Airways.The ad said: ‘Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways’.Mom fainted!